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Fancy White Trash

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Finding love is simple with the One True Love Plan. "If only life were as easy as your sisters." Abby's heard that one before. And it's true —Shelby and Kait aren't exactly prim and proper. Abby is determined not to follow in their footsteps, so she has created the One True Love Plan. The most important part of the plan is Rule #1: Find Someone New. This means finding a guy who hasn't already dated Shelby or Kait. But when Abby starts falling for the possible father of Kait's baby, she has to figure out if some rules are meant to be broken. This debut novel, a modern comedy of errors, is as lighthearted and irreverant as its title.

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      May 19, 2008
      When a family fight breaks out in the front yard, Abby Savage is next door with a friend who can't avert his gaze. “He has that look in his eyes that explains exactly why Jerry Springer
      has been on the air for so long,” Abby says, with a wry detachment that characterizes her determination to break the Savage family pattern. Her mother is pregnant, (probably) by Steve the Guitar Player, who has also dated Abby's sisters, one of whom is also pregnant, also possibly by Steve. Abby's refuge is best friend and neighbor Cody, a gay teen in denial. She is trying mightily to not fall in love with Jackson, Cody's older brother, the other possible father of her sister's baby. A big soap opera fan, Abby views her life comically through a lens that includes amnesia, babies switched at birth and True Love. The humor bubbles consistently; note that the unsavory adults, underage drinking and harassment of gays (Cody is pelted with “butt plugs” at the homecoming dance) push this first novel to an older readership. Ages 12–up.

    • School Library Journal

      October 1, 2008
      Gr 8 Up-Fifteen-year-old Abby Savage has always thought of herself as the "normal" one in a household that more closely resembles a soap-opera cast than a real family. It's the summer before sophomore year, and, with her best friend Cody's help, Abby is determined to follow her One True Love Plan (formulated to avoid the mistakes of her sisters Shelby and Kait). Then Mom announces that she is pregnant by her new husband, Steve, a younger man who also happens to be the father of Kait's unborn child. Things become even more complicated when Cody's older brother, Jackson, returns home. Last spring, Abby thought she was falling in love with him, but she now distances herself because she's obsessed by the possibility that he could be the father of Kait's child (Kait dated Jackson before Steve). This somewhat farcical account of the Savage women is told in a witty, toned-down Meg Cabot style. The novel moves breathlessly from one family drama to the nextoften in front of the neighborsand touches on some heavy topics along the way, most notably Cody's attempt to come out of the closet. While there's no fairy-tale ending, the story's central romantic conflict is tied up a bit too tidily. Still, the likable main character and fast-paced storytelling will appeal to fans of Aimee Friedman's "The Year My Sister Got Lucky" (Scholastic, 2008) and Meg Cabot's "Pants on Fire" (HarperCollins, 2007)."Amy S. Pattee, Simmons College, Boston"

      Copyright 2008 School Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • The Horn Book

      July 1, 2008
      Soap opera addict Abby distills information she's gleaned about love from TV and her own family's messy relationships into a "One True Love Plan." Boy-next-door Jackson, possibly the father of her pregnant sister's baby and brother to her best friend, Cody, who's gay but in denial, upends her plan. Appealingly wry Abby, in true soap opera fashion, gets her happy ending.

      (Copyright 2008 by The Horn Book, Incorporated, Boston. All rights reserved.)

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  • ATOS Level:4.2
  • Lexile® Measure:660
  • Interest Level:9-12(UG)

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